I may have found the real reason Ebenezer Scrooge saw spirits on Christmas Eve.
I thought of a song. The lyrics were an epiphany—I’ve paraphrased them. One spoon over …
I thought of a song. The lyrics were an epiphany—I’ve paraphrased them. One spoon over …
Supreme stickiness and thick consistency make this America’s Most Throwable Ketchup …
The uproar is not about him, but about his grifting and cheating and lying and lying and lying …
It sure looks as though Trump took classes at the school of Only Little People Pay Taxes …
Edith J Proctor of Peabody, Kansas wins chemistry award for perfecting library paste …
I’m a proud American, and I’m dubious about the future of democracy
I hear they have a new tagline also. “CNN, News with a Long Red Tie.” (They were working on a …
He’d planned it all along. Too bad the space-going clown car is only big enough for him, a bucket of …
So, Mr. Wiley, the hiring manager says: “How can a man expect to improve on a job if he won’t …
Based on this recently discovered spec ad, imitation may be the best form of flattery. But, satire—most often—isn’t.
Even the shot tower had shrinkage. Or, the Hounds of Winter are on Autumn’s Traces.