
Based on indictment news, Heinz stock futures are going through the roof tonight.
Supreme stickiness and thick consistency make this America’s Most Throwable Ketchup …
Supreme stickiness and thick consistency make this America’s Most Throwable Ketchup …
The uproar is not about him, but about his grifting and cheating and lying and lying and lying …
It sure looks as though Trump took classes at the school of Only Little People Pay Taxes …
Edith J Proctor of Peabody, Kansas wins chemistry award for perfecting library paste …
We cannot allow another Grotesque Grifter to create Liar Fests and Dumpster Fires anywhere near the White House now or …
I hear they have a new tagline also. “CNN, News with a Long Red Tie.” (They were working on a …
He’d planned it all along. Too bad the space-going clown car is only big enough for him, a bucket of …
So, Mr. Wiley, the hiring manager says: “How can a man expect to improve on a job if he won’t …
Based on this recently discovered spec ad, imitation may be the best form of flattery. But, satire—most often—isn’t.
Even the shot tower had shrinkage. Or, the Hounds of Winter are on Autumn’s Traces.